So how do they do it Down Under? Well - according to this lot from a little city called Sydney in the vicinity of Australia - it's all about metallic, espadrilles, werewolf masks and black nail varnish. I kid you not. This naive chap from the Old Smoke, Blighty was mightily impressed by the glamourousness of Sydney city folk so I expected the recent Sydney VFestival to be a veritable catwalk of strutting festival fashion occuring in situ, in a field, while moshing along to The Smashing Pumpkins. This video clip is the result of a hard day's graft scouring the crowds on the lookout for the very best dedicated followers of fashion - so those stylish Australian types could show the rest of the world how to do it. And... erm, this is what I came up with. Someone save me from the mad girl with the black nail varnish!